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Sep 01 2010

地球連鎖信日 Blog day

Published by 劍魔 under About,Internet,媒體,瘋言瘋語

唔講唔知,琴日係blog day,  咁blog day 玩乜架,去睇 http://www.blogday.org/ 話,今日你個blog 要去介紹 5 個不同的blog 去俾你的讀者,咁味即係好似玩連鎖信咁,出個 ping back 俾5 個blog, 佢地又再傳出去,仲要 mention 5 個fd, 即係 5 個 blog 再加 5個讀者,玩呀….. 好在係過左先記得.

anyway, 呢個 blog, 絕對係呃錢揾老襯的,5個blog, 去看右邊的side bar 啦,5 個讀者,冇!!

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Jun 07 2010

硬膠的推銷員, 多舊魚的路展

Published by 劍魔 under Politics,瘋言瘋語

內含不雅文字, 未滿十八歲網友請勿閱讀

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Jul 03 2009

15個投Dennis 一票的理由

Published by 劍魔 under 瘋言瘋語

無論你有乜野理由,係唔係以下的其中一個都好,未來呢十日每日都去投Dennis Wan 一票 Dennis 係我個Fd,一定投佢啦

佢叫到未投啦 老友鬼鬼,投佢一票

還佢一個夢想 佢係得架,投佢啦,

無錯勒 佢要癲,咪同佢癲 呢次機會好難得,

揾佢最好 死肥仔,去印度減肥啦

擺明玩佢啦 我就唔信佢係印度挨到勒

安心上路 送佢一程

發揮網民力量 一人一票選代表

求其up 是但投

不論你的理由係以上的其中之一又好,唔係又好,都去呢嗰網頁度投Dennis Wan  一票 又可以睇返舊文點樣投票

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Aug 07 2008

買股丫拿

Published by 劍魔 under 媒體,瘋言瘋語

你估買股真係靠估
亂買就只有一條死路………….

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Aug 20 2007

心情過山車

本來是上星期的事,認識了,想進一步發展,不過.. 收到她的MSN,說有男孩之向她表白,你說我應怎樣做呢?
股市升跌過急,留言版的版友又各有意見,我都係那句,未見底絕不入。
落馬州口岸,行行行行行,好遠,好很遠
天氣唔好,心情又唔好。
行雷,你估會唔會劈死我呢,我現在聽緊iPod,咁BoseHeadphone賠定係Apple 賠架。
失眠,頭暈,公司雪冷氣,好似想病咁

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May 25 2007

Joke on Air NZ

Published by 劍魔 under English Entry,瘋言瘋語

Today, I recive a forwarded message about airports, airlines and bababa…….
I had never travel with Air NZ I don’t know if it was true, but I guess, that girl was from CX :)
BTW, I like EK, SQ more, in the States, I travel with AA(Share code with CX in Asia)

Anyway, here you go for the joke

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: “Wow, she’s so gorgeous she must be a flight
attendant. But which airline does she work for?”

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
Airways
slogan: “Love to fly and it shows?” She gave him a blank, confused
stare
and he immediately thought to himself: “Damn, she doesn’t work for
Delta.”

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards
her
again, “Something special in the air?”

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: “Smooth as Silk.”

This time the woman turned to him and said, “What the F*** do you
want?”

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said “Ahhhhh, Air
New
Zealand !”

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Feb 08 2007

惡搞連鎖信之ATM

其實日日都收到唔少連鎖信,由最初叫人寄錢( 呢樣係犯法架) 到唔forward 俾一定數目的人,你就會行衰運等,呢d 連鎖信由物理信年代開始就傳過不停,不過到左Internet 年代,初期收到唔少,亦傳過唔少,最記得的就係話「ICQ就快要收錢,send message 俾一定數目的人,就可免費」等等,又或者係張封信forward 去邊個邊個,就可以幫到某慈善團體籌錢等等,這些信雖然白痴,不過只是開玩笑,影響不大,不過近來收到的連鎖信就越來越激,最新的Forward 信係

Subject: About ATM (可倒轉提款機密碼輸入)
如果你被匪徒挾持要求輸入提款機密碼,你可以用倒轉輸入密碼的方式去間接知會警方 ,

例如你的密碼是1234的話,你可以輸入4321,提款機會識別到你是以倒轉方式輸入密碼, 提款機會按你要求照出金額,但是會在匪徒不知情的情況下知會警方. 這資料最近在電視上公開,但是不常用因多數人並不知此方式存在
>請儘可能轉給每一個人,謝謝你的幫忙!!!

由於我收到的次數太多,所以就公開俾大家睇睇,以及我對以上內容的問題
首先, 多數本地的 ATM Pin 都係6位數, 唔係以上所講的4位數字,另外,文中提及, 有關方法,曾在電視上公開,想問一下是哪個台,哪天幾點播出的呢?
如果有的話,最好有有關的片段 link, 或者capture, 咁樣我就可能會信。
另一個問題係, 如果我的 PIN 係” 123321″ 的話,咁我幾時係正確輸入,幾時係倒轉呢? 定係以上的PIN 使用不能??
唔該大家在 Forward 信時先看一看,再想一想先Forward,唔好浪廢Bandwidth 啦, 有時間,多做點「壞品位」的事好了。

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Jan 14 2007

Plutoed

Published by 劍魔 under 媒體,瘋言瘋語

冥王星比喻燉冬菇膺06潮語 (明報) 01月 09日 星期二 05:05AM

【明報專訊】冥王星(Pluto)去年被剔除九大恆星之列,卻成全年最潮用語。美國俚語學會周五召開周年大會,評定「被冥王星了」(plutoed)為2006年度詞語,意思是指被「燉冬菇」。

國際天文學聯合會去年決定,冥王星因不符合行星的定義,把它剔除於太陽系九大行星之外,從此,冥王星這個名詞便被人當作動詞使用,形容「使某人或某事降級、降格」,成為被炒魷語的代名詞。

美國俚語學會會長埃文斯說:「我們的會員相信,公眾對冥王星被降級的強烈情緒反應,顯示冥王星這個名稱的重要性。我們或許不再相信羅馬神話的冥王普盧托,但我們對這顆過氣行星仍存在個人感情。」

擁117年歷史的美國俚語學會,成員包括語言學家、語法學者、歷史學家等。他們以投票形式評選周年詞語純為好玩。

美聯社

最潮的唔係iPhone, 我話係Plutoed

[tags] Pluto, Plutoed[/tags]

if you saw the post, you won’t be plutoed

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Jan 02 2007

2007

Published by 劍魔 under 瘋言瘋語

Happy New year to all
hope everybody will have a nice year

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Nov 16 2006

《聲聲慢》 李清照

Published by 劍魔 under 瘋言瘋語,

碎碎唸中……..

尋尋覓覓,
冷冷清清,
淒淒慘慘戚戚。
乍暖還寒時候,
最難將息。
三杯兩盞淡酒,
怎敵他、晚來風急?
雁過也,
正傷心,
卻是舊時相識。

滿地黃花堆積。
憔悴損,
如今有誰堪摘?
守著窗兒,
獨自怎生得黑?
梧桐更兼細雨,
到黃昏、點點滴滴。
這次第,怎一個愁字了得!

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